Weekly Weedscope April 27th-March 3rd – 2025

Cosmic Cannascope for April 27 – May 3, 2025

Welcome to another trippy turn around the Sun, friends! This week, the planets are passing the peace pipe, and the stars are feeling extra baked — meaning it’s the perfect time to match their vibe. Whether you’re puffing, passing, munching, or just vibing, the universe has a special blend rolled just for you. Light up your sign’s destiny with a strain, a snack, a song, and a cosmic nudge toward greatness (or at least toward the fridge). Let’s dive in!

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♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

• Strain of the Week: Sour Diesel — Fuel your fiery ambitions.
• Munchie: Spicy nachos with extra jalapeños 🌶️
• Classic Rock Song: “Born to Be Wild” — Steppenwolf
• Lucky Numbers: 7, 14, 29, 33
• Weedscope: You’re ready to start 16 projects, finish none, and passionately argue why it’s a brilliant strategy. Puff, puff… prioritize?

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♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

• Strain of the Week: Granddaddy Purple — Chill and vibe, Taurus.
• Munchie: Triple chocolate brownies 🍫
• Classic Rock Song: “Dream On” — Aerosmith
• Lucky Numbers: 2, 17, 24, 44
• Weedscope: This week, comfort is king. If it’s soft, sweet, or involves napping, it’s destiny. Warning: You may become one with your couch.

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♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

• Strain of the Week: Jack Herer — Keep your mind buzzing and curious.
• Munchie: Fruit smoothies (with a side of gummy bears) 🍓
• Classic Rock Song: “Ramble On” — Led Zeppelin
• Lucky Numbers: 5, 11, 19, 31
• Weedscope: You’ll start five conversations, three debates, and accidentally join a drum circle this week. It’s all part of your personal growth, man.

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♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

• Strain of the Week: Blue Dream — Gentle vibes to nurture your soul.
• Munchie: Mac ‘n’ cheese with extra cheese 🧀
• Classic Rock Song: “Go Your Own Way” — Fleetwood Mac
• Lucky Numbers: 6, 13, 22, 38
• Weedscope: You’re serving up big feelings with a side of emotional snacks. Pro tip: Your comfort playlist is a healing potion this week.

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♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

• Strain of the Week: Pineapple Express — High energy, king of the jungle.
• Munchie: BBQ chicken pizza 🍗
• Classic Rock Song: “Don’t Stop Me Now” — Queen
• Lucky Numbers: 1, 18, 27, 40
• Weedscope: You’re the main character in everyone’s life story right now. Shine bright, just maybe don’t Instagram live your 3 AM snack raid.

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♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

• Strain of the Week: Harlequin (High CBD) — Stay chill, stay precise.
• Munchie: Hummus and pita (you healthy thing, you) 🥙
• Classic Rock Song: “Peace of Mind” — Boston
• Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 21, 35
• Weedscope: You’ll try to organize your friends into a synchronized smoke sesh schedule. You’ll succeed. And honestly? We love you for it.

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♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

• Strain of the Week: Wedding Cake — Sweet balance, just like you.
• Munchie: Red velvet cupcakes 🎂
• Classic Rock Song: “Sweet Child O’ Mine” — Guns N’ Roses
• Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 30, 47
• Weedscope: Decisions are hard. This week you’ll spend 45 minutes picking a strain and end up buying everything. It’s fine. You deserve it.

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♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

• Strain of the Week: Northern Lights — Deep, mysterious vibes.
• Munchie: Dark chocolate covered almonds 🍫
• Classic Rock Song: “Paint It Black” — The Rolling Stones
• Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 26, 39
• Weedscope: You’re feeling deep, dark, and delicious. Warning: Your late-night texts may cause either intense bonding or mild cult formation.

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♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

• Strain of the Week: Green Crack — Adventure fuel!
• Munchie: Loaded tater tots 🥔
• Classic Rock Song: “Carry On Wayward Son” — Kansas
• Lucky Numbers: 9, 20, 28, 46
• Weedscope: You’re one good hit away from planning a spontaneous road trip. Check your snacks and your playlist before you check your GPS.

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♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

• Strain of the Week: OG Kush — Business and pleasure in one puff.
• Munchie: Peanut butter pretzels 🥨
• Classic Rock Song: “Fortunate Son” — Creedence Clearwater Revival
• Lucky Numbers: 5, 14, 23, 42
• Weedscope: You’ll hustle, grind, and still somehow end up eating an entire pizza alone at 11 PM. Boss moves only.

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♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

• Strain of the Week: Amnesia Haze — Get weird, stay wonderful.
• Munchie: Vegan tacos 🌮
• Classic Rock Song: “Break On Through (To the Other Side)” — The Doors
• Lucky Numbers: 10, 19, 25, 48
• Weedscope: Expect three brilliant ideas, two conspiracy theories, and one truly mystical microwave burrito experience.

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♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

• Strain of the Week: GSC (Girl Scout Cookies) — Sweet dreams, sweeter ideas.
• Munchie: Cinnamon toast crunch cereal 🥣
• Classic Rock Song: “Wish You Were Here” — Pink Floyd
• Lucky Numbers: 7, 21, 34, 50
• Weedscope: This week, your daydreams might solve world peace or at least invent a revolutionary couch fort. Float on, cosmic mermaid.

Stay elevated, stay cosmic, and don’t forget — the Universe totally has the munchies too.

That’s your WeedScope for the week! Stay vibey, stay hydrated, and always pass to the left.