February 23-March 1st
Your Weekly Weed Horoscope: Puff, Puff, Prophecy
February 23 – March 1, 2025
The planets are shifting, the moon is vibing, and the universe has once again prescribed the perfect strain for your zodiac sign. Are you going to follow your celestial smoking assignment? Or are you going to defy fate and roll something completely different? Either way, get ready for another week of high vibes and questionable decisions.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Jack Herer (Sativa)
Aries, your energy this week is borderline uncontainable, so instead of scaring small children with your intensity, harness it with Jack Herer. This sativa will keep you feeling like a hyper-caffeinated genius without tipping into total madness. Perfect for starting a million projects but maybe finishing one.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Bubba Kush (Indica)
Taurus, it’s time to put on your fluffiest socks, grab your softest blanket, and become One With The Couch. Bubba Kush will knock out your stress like a heavyweight champion and leave you in a state of pure bliss. Warning: You will lose track of time and possibly wake up surrounded by snack crumbs.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Super Silver Haze (Sativa)
Your brain is a bouncing ping-pong ball of thoughts, and this week, Super Silver Haze will help you keep up. Expect random bursts of wisdom, deep but weird conversations, and at least one moment where you completely forget what you were talking about mid-sentence. Classic Gemini behavior.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Purple Punch (Indica)
Listen, Cancer, it’s time to unplug from the emotional rollercoaster and embrace the chill. Purple Punch is here to hug your soul, tell you everything is okay, and tuck you in like a cosmic grandma. This is the strain for bubble baths, rom-com marathons, and deep talks with your pet.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Tangie (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Leo, you are radiating main character energy, and the world deserves to see it. Tangie will keep you bubbly, chatty, and absolutely magnetic—so don’t be surprised if people are extra drawn to you this week. Perfect for partying, flirting, or just talking about how amazing you are (as usual).
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Cannatonic (CBD-Dominant Hybrid)
Virgo, please chill for like, five minutes. We get it, you’ve got things to do, but Cannatonic will help you relax just enough to stop stress-organizing your closet at 2AM. It’s functional calm, which is exactly what your overthinking self needs this week.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Gelato (Hybrid)
Libra, you’re already effortlessly cool, but this week, Gelato will have you on next-level smooth operator status. Expect deep conversations, flirty energy, and at least one spontaneous dance party in your living room. Everything feels extra good—just make sure you don’t get too lost in the sauce.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Death Star (Indica-Dominant Hybrid)
Scorpio, you thrive in intensity, so why not fully embrace the dark and mysterious vibes with Death Star? This potent indica will send you into the depths of your own thoughts, making it perfect for late-night journaling, plotting world domination, or just vibing in your own secret lair.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Maui Wowie (Sativa)
Sag, your wanderlust is out of control this week, and even if you can’t physically escape, Maui Wowie will mentally take you on vacation. Expect tropical daydreams, random bursts of excitement, and the overwhelming urge to book a flight somewhere just for fun.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Ice Cream Cake (Indica)
Cap, you work too hard, and Ice Cream Cake is here to remind you that relaxing is also productive (seriously, just trust the process). This week is about full-on indulgence, so light up, kick back, and let yourself enjoy doing absolutely nothing for once.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Blueberry Muffin (Hybrid)
Aquarius, your brain is like a never-ending sci-fi movie, and Blueberry Muffin will take you even further down the rabbit hole. Expect random existential thoughts, sudden creative inspiration, and at least one epiphany about the meaning of life—or the best way to organize your sock drawer.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Strawberry Cough (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Pisces, your dreamy, floaty self is about to level up with Strawberry Cough. This week, expect random fits of laughter, spiritual enlightenment, and getting lost in thought for way too long. Just make sure you don’t accidentally leave your lighter in the fridge again.
🔥 Cosmic Strain of the Week: Gorilla Glue #4 (Hybrid)
Feeling a little all over the place? Gorilla Glue #4 is here to glue your brain back together and bring a perfect balance of euphoria and chill. Great for deep convos, creative bursts, and definitely ordering too much takeout.
May your joints be perfect, your lighters never disappear, and your snacks be endless. 🚀💨✨
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Stay Lifted and Never Forget Bong O’Clock at 4:20!