March 2nd – 8th 2025
🌿 Weekly Weed Horoscope: Puff, Puff, Prophecy 🌿
March 2 – March 8, 2025
The cosmic vibes are shifting, and the universe has once again prescribed the ultimate strain for each zodiac sign. Whether you’re on a spiritual journey or just trying to remember where you put your lighter, the stars have your back (and your bong). 🔮💨
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Ghost Train Haze (Sativa)
Aries, your energy this week is at uncontrollable golden retriever levels, and Ghost Train Haze is here to help you focus that madness into something productive (or at least semi-coherent). Expect random bursts of energy, wild ideas, and zero patience for slow walkers.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Grape Ape (Indica)
Taurus, it’s time to hibernate in pure comfort mode. Grape Ape will wrap you up like a weighted blanket and erase all stress—perfect for snacking, napping, and vibing at the highest level of relaxation. Warning: You will become one with the couch.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Chocolope (Sativa)
Gemini, your social butterfly instincts are about to take flight. Chocolope will fuel your nonstop chatter, sudden epiphanies, and probably a few weird but hilarious conversations. You might even text your friends at 3AM with “the best idea ever”—whether it actually is… remains debatable.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Banana Kush (Indica-Dominant Hybrid)
Cancer, you’re one emotional rollercoaster away from a dramatic monologue, so let’s smooth out those highs and lows with Banana Kush. This strain is here to melt away stress, encourage deep thoughts, and probably have you staring out the window dramatically (but in a chill way).
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Tropicana Cookies (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Leo, you’re extra charismatic this week, and Tropicana Cookies is only going to elevate your natural charm. Expect random dance breaks, big belly laughs, and effortlessly becoming the center of attention (as usual). Enjoy the spotlight, king/queen.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Remedy (CBD-Dominant Hybrid)
Virgo, your brain is overclocking itself again, so let’s slow things down before you self-destruct. Remedy is here to de-stress without knocking you out. You’ll feel calm, clear-headed, and maybe even okay with ignoring your to-do list for once. (Baby steps, Virgo.)
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Zkittlez (Indica-Dominant Hybrid)
Libra, everything is about aesthetic vibes and good energy this week, and Zkittlez will enhance it all. The colors will pop, music will feel extra magical, and every snack will taste like it came from a five-star restaurant. Basically, life is a dreamy, delicious wonderland—lean in.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Afghan Kush (Indica)
Scorpio, you’re in full brooding mode, and Afghan Kush will only deepen your mysterious, introspective vibes. Perfect for late-night thoughts, deep conversations, or just sitting in the dark like a misunderstood poet. Don’t worry, Scorpio—we know you’re fine.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Lemon Haze (Sativa)
Sag, your adventure levels are at max, and Lemon Haze is your ultimate fuel. This week is all about spontaneous trips, bold ideas, and probably convincing your friends to do something mildly reckless (but fun!). Try to at least tell someone where you’re going before you disappear.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – LA Confidential (Indica)
Cap, you’re running on fumes, and it’s time to force yourself to relax. LA Confidential will knock you into full recharge mode, so accept the fact that you deserve to chill, unwind, and maybe even get a full eight hours of sleep for once.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Cherry Pie (Hybrid)
Aquarius, you’re on some next-level creative genius vibes this week. Cherry Pie will have you thinking outside the box, coming up with ridiculous but amazing ideas, and questioning everything (in a fun way). Just remember to write your ideas down before they vanish forever.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Runtz (Hybrid)
Pisces, you are completely floating through the cosmic realms this week, and Runtz will make the journey even dreamier, sillier, and more magical. Expect random giggles, deep daydreams, and maybe a sudden urge to watch cartoons for hours.
🔥 Cosmic Strain of the Week: Sunset Sherbet (Hybrid)
If you’re looking for the perfect balance between giggly euphoria and ultimate relaxation, Sunset Sherbet is the move. Whether you’re chilling with friends, diving into deep thoughts, or just vibing to your favorite playlist, this strain will have you floating in a blissful haze.
May your blunts burn evenly, your stash stay full, and your week be as highly enlightened as you are. 🚀💨✨
All these strains can be found at LEAFLY
